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  • Trump plans his own July Fourth Great American State Fair! 

  • Mar-a-Lago Enterprises Releases the MAGA Pet Rock

    The newest item for Trumpanatics, the MAGA Pet Rock, is now available from Mar-a-Lago enterprises for the introductory price of $99.95. Sure to escalate in value like the war in…

  • DJT in a Vial: Making Babies in America Again

    Now, you can take the next step in your journey to be more Trump than Trump. Mar-a-Lago enterprises, in conjunction We-Froze-It-You-Grow It, Inc. (a fully licensed facility run by Robert…

  • I-A-Told-You-So: Music to Fight a Little Excursion

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises in conjunction with Kushner Industries announces the release of “I-A-Told-You-So: Music to Fight a Little Excursion.” Available in LP and digital formats at a mere $22.95, these tunes…

  • The Trump New Year’s Eve Party. If you have the cash…

    Mar-a-Lago enterprises in conjunction with Eric and Don Junior invite you to the party of the century. Join us this New Year’s Eve for a spectacular not seen since Roman…

  • White House releases “Midas Touch” App

    Hey Americans, get the Midas Touch and your life will become affordable again. Designed by 1,000 monkeys coding in Ames, Iowa, you can ask the app any question about prices,…

  • Mar-a-Lago Enterprises Releases Trump’s EWrector Set

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises announces the release of the Trump Ewrector Set in time for Christmas. Kids of all ages and adults with dreams of granduer who want to raze hell, will…

  • Trump Redesigns DC

    Hey MAGAnauts and all would be architects, city planners, and demolition experts, Mar-a-Lago enterprises is proud to announce the release of the Let’s-Go DC Cityscape edition. For a mere $299.95,…

  • Mar-a-Lago Enterprises Christmas Gifts

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to offer gifts for MAGAnauts world wide. Don’t wait. Make America Great. Buy now. CATAN (The Los Angeles edition) – As the US President, a player tries…

  • Trump Renames Names.

    Due to the immense, positive response that showed bigly the support of all Americans to my renaming of the Department of Defense to the Department of War, I am issuing…

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