Mar-a-Lago Enterprises Releases the MAGA Pet Rock
The newest item for Trumpanatics, the MAGA Pet Rock, is now available from Mar-a-Lago enterprises for the introductory price of $99.95. Sure to escalate in value like the war in Iran, don’t wait to order one now. Each rock comes in its own cage inspired by detention center holding pens and is signed by Donald…
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DJT in a Vial: Making Babies in America Again
Now, you can take the next step in your journey to be more Trump than Trump. Mar-a-Lago enterprises, in conjunction We-Froze-It-You-Grow It, Inc. (a fully licensed facility run by Robert Kennedy, Jr.), is proud to make available “DJT in a Vial.” For $25,000, you’ll get the DNA to impregnate a woman you know, a woman…
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