Donny Talks Iran Strike!
Here at NEWSMIN, we got a copy of the unedited Trump rationale for war against Iran. A short time ago, after I had a nice snooze, the United States military began major combat operations in Iran. I don’t like minor actions because, even though I’m completely exonerated, people still talk about my relationships with young…
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The Tech Bros Wrestle
Mar-a-Lago Enterprises and the WWE announce a special pay-per-view event, “The War in the Desert,” to take place on September 1, 2025, at Las Vegas’s T-Mobile Arena. This once-in-a-lifetime extravaganza will feature your favorite Tech Bros in a no-hold-barred cage match with special referee J.D. Vance. Among the participants confirmed at press time are: Mark…
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Trump Announces New Government Department
Tariffs got you down. Will your daughter be disappointed this Christmas? Are you a bad parent? Don’t despair. Donald Trump has signed an executive order creating the Department of the Nineteenth Century. Tasked with bringing back family values, the DotNC promotes the practices of earlier times when men were men and women didn’t vote. Laura…
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One Old White Guy Talks 