Donny Talks DC History!
After putting up placards on the National Mall warning people about the misinformation the Smithsonian Institute is spreading, I didn’t stop. To aid youngsters and oldsters, I ordered my staff to put up signs all over DC to set history on the right, or if you like MAGA, course. I’ll never stop Making Myself Great…
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Donny Talks Iran Strike!
Here at NEWSMIN, we got a copy of the unedited Trump rationale for war against Iran. A short time ago, after I had a nice snooze, the United States military began major combat operations in Iran. I don’t like minor actions because, even though I’m completely exonerated, people still talk about my relationships with young…
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The Tech Bros Wrestle
Mar-a-Lago Enterprises and the WWE announce a special pay-per-view event, “The War in the Desert,” to take place on September 1, 2025, at Las Vegas’s T-Mobile Arena. This once-in-a-lifetime extravaganza will feature your favorite Tech Bros in a no-hold-barred cage match with special referee J.D. Vance. Among the participants confirmed at press time are: Mark…
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One Old White Guy Talks 