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Category: Putting Money in Trump’s Pocket

Information you need to have but never thought you’d get.

  • Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan Roils the Easter Egg Bunny

    Hey parents, this is Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan. I have an offer that’ll make your kids’ Easter egg hunts the talk of the neighborhood. No more vinegar and coloring. No…

  • Kristi Noem Edits Pocket Guide to Legal Terms

    Due to extensive public demand, Kristi Noem in cooperation with Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is releasing A Pocket Guide to Legal Terms. The work has been hailed by reviewers as a book…

  • Marco Sells His Soul and a Ball Cap

    Hey patriots, it’s the new, unimproved, Marco Rubio offering a classic for your MAGA ball cap collection. You can now support Ukraine just like I do and help my boss,…

  • Elon Musk Cuts a Wide Swathe

    Hey real Americans, this is your cut-above-the-rest Elon Musk with an offer you can’t refuse unless you want to see Guantanamo. For a limited time, I’m offering patriots my clean-cut,…

  • Kristi Noem Goes Styling

    I’m Kristi Noem, your newly minted Secretary of Homeland Security. Ladies, I know you want to be safe and sound from the hordes of illegals that are in this country…

  • Hegseth Talks to America’s Youth

    Hey kids, this is your best Secretary of Defense ever, Pectoral Pete calling on you to join a cadre of fellows like yourself and become a member of Hegseth’s Apprehend…

  • RFK Has a Cow

    Some people say I don’t like viruses. Well, I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. Virus is from the Latin for slimy, liquid poison. I can easily relate to that…

  • New Trump Baseball Caps

    To honor America and reward true patriots, King Don, Inc. is now offering “I’m Legal as a $2 Bill” caps for the sweet price of $49.95, including shipping. And for…

  • Vivek Looks for Immigrants

    To honor America and reward true patriots, King Don, Inc. is now offering “I’m Legal as a $2 Bill” caps for the sweet price of $49.95, including shipping. And for…

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