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  • Trump Has an Emergency!

    “We have emergencies all over this country,” according to President Trump. “And I’m not going to let them turn this great nation into an African shithole. Action is needed, and…

  • Visa Concerns? Call Bigg, Dick, and Little!

    Bigg, Dick, and Little, a division of Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to offer assistance to US Visa seekers with a new program called “We’re not James, but We’ll Bond It…

  • Let Them Eat Trump Vittles.

    Mar-a-Lago enterprises announces the distribution of Trump Vittles (TV) Dinners to help feed Americans who will lose their incomes, health care, and jobs. And pundits say Trump doesn’t care. He…

  • Monopoly: The Trump Version

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises announces the release of Monopoly: The Trump Version. Inspired by Presidential action and lack of coherent foreign policy, players act like a true dictator and bomb countries at…

  • The Official Trump Military Toy Set

    Mar-a-Lago Inc. is proud to announce the release of the Trump Toy Military set. Celebrate the Army’s 250th and the birthday of America’s greatest war hero, Donald J. Trump when you…

  • Chutes and Ladders: The MAGA Edition

    Mar-a-Lago Inc. is proud to announce the distribution of Chutes and Ladders, the MAGA Edition (CALME). You can get the true dictatorial feeling by playing like Anything Goes Donald Trump.…

  • MAGA Records releases “Trump’s Second First 100 Days”

    MAGA Music is proud to release the Donald Trump’s First 100 Days playlist. Take a patriotic tour through The Don’s mind and become a messenger against the Deep State recording…

  • Bessent Jalopy Deluxe Now Available!

    Be the Secretary of the Treasury just like a real Yale graduate by playing Bessent Jalopy Deluxe 10, an experience that puts you in the middle of global exchanges and…

  • The MAGA Magic 9 Ball. Get the right answers.

    The MAGA Magic 9 (MM9) Ball has the answers to all of your most pressing patriotic questions. Designed by conspiracy experts, you’ll amaze your friends with your fortune-telling ability. It’s simple…

  • Florida Psychos Is Open for Business

    You’ve heard of California Psychics. Well, the Trump team has a new offering to one up what California can do. Approved by MAGAs everywhere, get your free reading by heading…

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