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  • Episode Sixteen: The Trump of Peace.

    Vought talks to Trump.  Russell “The Impaler” Vought: Oh wonderous King Don, true winner of the Nobel Peace prize, and greatest president in the history of this and any country, I…

  • Episode Fifteen: All the Way to Memphis!

    Tom Homan and Kash Patel visit the Mar-a-Lago bunker.  Tom “Sledgehammer” Homan: Oh, great Don of epic size and prodigious plans. Your best laid, not in the Epstein sense, actions are…

  • Episode Fourteen: The Statisticians Are Here!

    Steven “Thriller” Miller: Oh Lord of the best numbers one can buy and the best golf scores for a man of your stature and swing, I have brought you candidates for…

  • Episode Thirteen: Canadians Take Trump’s Bacon

    Steven “Thriller” Miller: Don, scaler of the highest peaks and diver of the deepest depths, Los Angeles is our mean dream and I’m the cruelest compadre around. I told those ICE…

  • Episode Twelve: God Calls On Trump

    King Don: (Looking at shadowy apparition near bunker steps.) Who the hell are you? I’m getting the secret service down here ASAP. Apparition: That would be of no good, Don. I have come…

  • Episode Eleven: Trump Schools the Trades

    Brooke Rollins, Linda McMahon, and Kelly Loeffler visit the Mar-a-Lago bunker. “Babbling” Brooke Rollins: Oh, best of the best fruit the world has ever seen since the Garden of Eden apple,…

  • Episode Ten: The Pope Outpopes The Don

    The Don arrives in his bunker with JD Vance, Howard Luttnick, Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, and Jeanine Pirro. The Don: I’ll never forgive him. That Leo dude ruined my super-duper, bigly of…

  • Episode Nine: Bye Bye Elon

    Elon Musk, Big Balls, Steven Miller, Pam Bondi, Sean Duffy and Donald Trump are giving Elon a going a far-away party. Donald Trump: Elon get your self over her with your…

  • Episode Eight: Trump Gets Sober

    King Don: I just won the club championship again. There is no stopping me now. My swing is in a groove. My putting is the best. My caddie understands the score—the…

  • Episode Seven: The Administration Previews Liberation Day

    Rubio, Bessent, Miller, and RFK, Jr. are discussing Liberation Day. Steven “Thriller” Miller: The Great One is going to announce an awe-inspiring set of actions tomorrow to stun the whole…

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