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Hey patriots, it’s the new, unimproved, Marco Rubio offering a classic for your MAGA ball cap collection. You can now support Ukraine just like I do and help my boss,…
Hey real Americans, this is your cut-above-the-rest Elon Musk with an offer you can’t refuse unless you want to see Guantanamo. For a limited time, I’m offering patriots my clean-cut,…
I’m Kristi Noem, your newly minted Secretary of Homeland Security. Ladies, I know you want to be safe and sound from the hordes of illegals that are in this country…
Hey kids, this is your best Secretary of Defense ever, Pectoral Pete calling on you to join a cadre of fellows like yourself and become a member of Hegseth’s Apprehend…
Some people say I don’t like viruses. Well, I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. Virus is from the Latin for slimy, liquid poison. I can easily relate to that…
To honor America and reward true patriots, King Don, Inc. is now offering “I’m Legal as a $2 Bill” caps for the sweet price of $49.95, including shipping. And for…
To honor America and reward true patriots, King Don, Inc. is now offering “I’m Legal as a $2 Bill” caps for the sweet price of $49.95, including shipping. And for…
Freedom is the key to any democracy. Autocracy must be denounced. Do not give in. Stand against the fallacy of America First which leads to America Lost.