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  • The Official Trump Military Toy Set

    Mar-a-Lago Inc. is proud to announce the release of the Trump Toy Military set. Celebrate the Army’s 250th and the birthday of America’s greatest war hero, Donald J. Trump when you…

  • Chutes and Ladders: The MAGA Edition

    Mar-a-Lago Inc. is proud to announce the distribution of Chutes and Ladders, the MAGA Edition (CALME). You can get the true dictatorial feeling by playing like Anything Goes Donald Trump.…

  • MAGA Records releases “Trump’s Second First 100 Days”

    MAGA Music is proud to release the Donald Trump’s First 100 Days playlist. Take a patriotic tour through The Don’s mind and become a messenger against the Deep State recording…

  • Bessent Jalopy Deluxe Now Available!

    Be the Secretary of the Treasury just like a real Yale graduate by playing Bessent Jalopy Deluxe 10, an experience that puts you in the middle of global exchanges and…

  • The MAGA Magic 9 Ball. Get the right answers.

    The MAGA Magic 9 (MM9) Ball has the answers to all of your most pressing patriotic questions. Designed by conspiracy experts, you’ll amaze your friends with your fortune-telling ability. It’s simple…

  • Florida Psychos Is Open for Business

    You’ve heard of California Psychics. Well, the Trump team has a new offering to one up what California can do. Approved by MAGAs everywhere, get your free reading by heading…

  • Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan Roils the Easter Egg Bunny

    Hey parents, this is Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan. I have an offer that’ll make your kids’ Easter egg hunts the talk of the neighborhood. No more vinegar and coloring. No…

  • Kristi Noem Edits Pocket Guide to Legal Terms

    Due to extensive public demand, Kristi Noem in cooperation with Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is releasing A Pocket Guide to Legal Terms. The work has been hailed by reviewers as a book…

  • Marco Sells His Soul and a Ball Cap

    Hey patriots, it’s the new, unimproved, Marco Rubio offering a classic for your MAGA ball cap collection. You can now support Ukraine just like I do and help my boss,…

  • Elon Musk Cuts a Wide Swathe

    Hey real Americans, this is your cut-above-the-rest Elon Musk with an offer you can’t refuse unless you want to see Guantanamo. For a limited time, I’m offering patriots my clean-cut,…

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