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  • The Trump New Year’s Eve Party. If you have the cash…

    Mar-a-Lago enterprises in conjunction with Eric and Don Junior invite you to the party of the century. Join us this New Year’s Eve for a spectacular not seen since Roman…

  • White House releases “Midas Touch” App

    Hey Americans, get the Midas Touch and your life will become affordable again. Designed by 1,000 monkeys coding in Ames, Iowa, you can ask the app any question about prices,…

  • Mar-a-Lago Enterprises Releases Trump’s EWrector Set

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises announces the release of the Trump Ewrector Set in time for Christmas. Kids of all ages and adults with dreams of granduer who want to raze hell, will…

  • Trump Redesigns DC

    Hey MAGAnauts and all would be architects, city planners, and demolition experts, Mar-a-Lago enterprises is proud to announce the release of the Let’s-Go DC Cityscape edition. For a mere $299.95,…

  • Mar-a-Lago Enterprises Christmas Gifts

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to offer gifts for MAGAnauts world wide. Don’t wait. Make America Great. Buy now. CATAN (The Los Angeles edition) – As the US President, a player tries…

  • Trump Renames Names.

    Due to the immense, positive response that showed bigly the support of all Americans to my renaming of the Department of Defense to the Department of War, I am issuing…

  • Trump Has an Emergency!

    “We have emergencies all over this country,” according to President Trump. “And I’m not going to let them turn this great nation into an African shithole. Action is needed, and…

  • Visa Concerns? Call Bigg, Dick, and Little!

    Bigg, Dick, and Little, a division of Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to offer assistance to US Visa seekers with a new program called “We’re not James, but We’ll Bond It…

  • Let Them Eat Trump Vittles.

    Mar-a-Lago enterprises announces the distribution of Trump Vittles (TV) Dinners to help feed Americans who will lose their incomes, health care, and jobs. And pundits say Trump doesn’t care. He…

  • Monopoly: The Trump Version

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises announces the release of Monopoly: The Trump Version. Inspired by Presidential action and lack of coherent foreign policy, players act like a true dictator and bomb countries at…

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