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Author: docgrimes

  • Elon Renames Names

    As the leader of DOGE, Elon “Disgusty” Musk has ordered an AI review of all city names in the United States. “Look,” Musk mutters, “if we don’t undo the 200-year…

  • RFK Has a Cow

    Some people say I don’t like viruses. Well, I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. Virus is from the Latin for slimy, liquid poison. I can easily relate to that…

  • Golf Tips from The Don!

    Today, I want to talk about putting. Gripping the putter is bigly. The world has never seen a putting grip as good as mine. I use the MAGA-claw grip, which…

  • New Trump Baseball Caps

    To honor America and reward true patriots, King Don, Inc. is now offering “I’m Legal as a $2 Bill” caps for the sweet price of $49.95, including shipping. And for…

  • Vivek Looks for Immigrants

    To honor America and reward true patriots, King Don, Inc. is now offering “I’m Legal as a $2 Bill” caps for the sweet price of $49.95, including shipping. And for…

  • Episode Two: Give a Dog a Bone

    The Don (arrives with Elon Musk on a leash): Come along, Elon. If I had known a pet was this easy to train, I’d have gotten one as a kid. They…

  • Episode One: The Inquisitive Inquisitor

    Steven “Thriller” Miller (attired in a brown shirt, garter belt, black stockings and red stilettos): OK, big Bob, we did it. I told you that bear story would hit home with…

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