One Old White Guy Talks

Author: docgrimes

  • Hegseth Talks to America’s Youth

    Hey kids, this is your best Secretary of Defense ever, Pectoral Pete calling on you to join a cadre of fellows like yourself and become a member of Hegseth’s Apprehend…

  • Trump Talks More Tariffs

    In a recent interview between nines at the Mar-a-Lago golf club while downing a cheeseburger and fries, President Trump laid out his plan for further tariffs. “Look, I’m the man…

  • Episode Three: Infidels No More

    Trump is on his golden golf cart throne surrounded by several advisers on their golf pushcart thrones. Mike “Jaunty” Johnson leads Representatives French “Kiss” Hill, August “Loser” Pfluger, Tracey “Klan”…

  • The DC Plane Crash

    Trump: “We do not know what led to this crash, but we have some very strong opinions and ideas.” Translation: I’m figuring out how to blame someone else for this.…

  • Dr. Phil “Hee-Haw” McGraw Does Immigration

    I’m Dr. Phil, an unlicensed clinical psychologist. Who needs a license anyway?  Well, immigrants do. They should have numbers too. It makes total sense. I’ve devised a test to find out…

  • Give Me the Money

    Trump’s temporary spending on all federal funding, might be welcomed by many, but the implications for red states could be devastating. Republican senators and representatives should be up in arms…

  • Elon Renames Names

    As the leader of DOGE, Elon “Disgusty” Musk has ordered an AI review of all city names in the United States. “Look,” Musk mutters, “if we don’t undo the 200-year…

  • RFK Has a Cow

    Some people say I don’t like viruses. Well, I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. Virus is from the Latin for slimy, liquid poison. I can easily relate to that…

  • Golf Tips from The Don!

    Today, I want to talk about putting. Gripping the putter is bigly. The world has never seen a putting grip as good as mine. I use the MAGA-claw grip, which…

  • New Trump Baseball Caps

    To honor America and reward true patriots, King Don, Inc. is now offering “I’m Legal as a $2 Bill” caps for the sweet price of $49.95, including shipping. And for…

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