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Author: docgrimes

  • Trump Talks California Water

    After talking to reporters about the upcoming congressional budget fight, Trump suddenly pivoted to Los Angeles, and from there to water. Trump said: “I broke into Los Angeles, can you believe…

  • Kristi Noem Edits Pocket Guide to Legal Terms

    Due to extensive public demand, Kristi Noem in cooperation with Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is releasing A Pocket Guide to Legal Terms. The work has been hailed by reviewers as a book…

  • Trump Declares English Nashnul Language

    The following is partial text of the executive order to make English the official language of the U.S. before the document was edited by the National Council of Teachers of…

  • Trump Dumps Women Justices

    In a move to honor Women’s History Month, President Trump had Seal Team Six round up the four women justices on the Supreme court and had them taken to a…

  • Marco Sells His Soul and a Ball Cap

    Hey patriots, it’s the new, unimproved, Marco Rubio offering a classic for your MAGA ball cap collection. You can now support Ukraine just like I do and help my boss,…

  • Elon Musk Cuts a Wide Swathe

    Hey real Americans, this is your cut-above-the-rest Elon Musk with an offer you can’t refuse unless you want to see Guantanamo. For a limited time, I’m offering patriots my clean-cut,…

  • Episode Five: Don Talks to Vlad

    The Don is lounging in his throne in the Mar-a-Lago bunker. He just played golf and shot a new course record without swinging a club The Don: Vlad, Comrade Vlad! So…

  • RFK, Jr. Takes Over

    Bird Flue Update There are reports of some H5 bird flu cases in America’s poultry and U.S. dairy cows. First, you can’t put all your eggs in one basket. Chickens…

  • Episode Four: AI Meet An Evangelical

    Elon Musk is in the backyard of the White House with his DOGE dogs. Elon: Hey, Medium Balls, isn’t that Russell Vought taking a dump over there?  Medium Balls: Yea, yea. He’s…

  • Kristi Noem Goes Styling

    I’m Kristi Noem, your newly minted Secretary of Homeland Security. Ladies, I know you want to be safe and sound from the hordes of illegals that are in this country…

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