One Old White Guy Talks

Author: docgrimes

  • Bessent Jalopy Deluxe Now Available!

    Be the Secretary of the Treasury just like a real Yale graduate by playing Bessent Jalopy Deluxe 10, an experience that puts you in the middle of global exchanges and…


  • Episode Eight: Trump Gets Sober

    King Don: I just won the club championship again. There is no stopping me now. My swing is in a groove. My putting is the best. My caddie understands the score—the…


  • Trump Does Coal Power

    Coal-fired electricity generation for this generation which will cause respiratory diseases in the next generation is essential to ensuring that our Nation’s grid is as reliable as my recent annual…


  • Trump Vacations, Inc. Designates El Salvador as a Must-see Destination

    Cathedrals, beaches, archaeological sites, and a world-underclass prison highlight the diverse beauty of the country of El Salvador, on the list to become the USA’s 51st state.  Cheap hotels, and even cheaper…


  • The MAGA Magic 9 Ball. Get the right answers.

    The MAGA Magic 9 (MM9) Ball has the answers to all of your most pressing patriotic questions. Designed by conspiracy experts, you’ll amaze your friends with your fortune-telling ability. It’s simple…


  • Trump Does His Tariff Dance

    Trump said: My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day – waiting for a long time. April 2, 2025 will forever be remembered as the day American industry was reborn, the…


  • Florida Psychos Is Open for Business

    You’ve heard of California Psychics. Well, the Trump team has a new offering to one up what California can do. Approved by MAGAs everywhere, get your free reading by heading…


  • Episode Seven: The Administration Previews Liberation Day

    Rubio, Bessent, Miller, and RFK, Jr. are discussing Liberation Day. Steven “Thriller” Miller: The Great One is going to announce an awe-inspiring set of actions tomorrow to stun the whole…


  • Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan Roils the Easter Egg Bunny

    Hey parents, this is Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan. I have an offer that’ll make your kids’ Easter egg hunts the talk of the neighborhood. No more vinegar and coloring. No…


  • Trump Becomes Uneducated

    By the authority invested in me by Elon Musk and by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America which I break like par, and I break…


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