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  • Episode Six: Hegseth Gets Lathered Up

    Hegseth, Noem, and Miller are discussing issues in the Mar-a-Lago Bunker Steven “Thriller” Miller: Now, I know we’re overcome with all the winning King Don I is doing. What a…

  • Episode Five: Don Talks to Vlad

    The Don is lounging in his throne in the Mar-a-Lago bunker. He just played golf and shot a new course record without swinging a club The Don: Vlad, Comrade Vlad! So…

  • Episode Four: AI Meet An Evangelical

    Elon Musk is in the backyard of the White House with his DOGE dogs. Elon: Hey, Medium Balls, isn’t that Russell Vought taking a dump over there?  Medium Balls: Yea, yea. He’s…

  • Episode Three: Infidels No More

    Trump is on his golden golf cart throne surrounded by several advisers on their golf pushcart thrones. Mike “Jaunty” Johnson leads Representatives French “Kiss” Hill, August “Loser” Pfluger, Tracey “Klan”…

  • Episode Two: Give a Dog a Bone

    The Don (arrives with Elon Musk on a leash): Come along, Elon. If I had known a pet was this easy to train, I’d have gotten one as a kid. They…

  • Episode One: The Inquisitive Inquisitor

    Steven “Thriller” Miller (attired in a brown shirt, garter belt, black stockings and red stilettos): OK, big Bob, we did it. I told you that bear story would hit home with…

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