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  • The MAGA Magic 9 Ball. Get the right answers.

    The MAGA Magic 9 (MM9) Ball has the answers to all of your most pressing patriotic questions. Designed by conspiracy experts, you’ll amaze your friends with your fortune-telling ability. It’s simple…

  • Trump Does His Tariff Dance

    Trump said: My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day – waiting for a long time. April 2, 2025 will forever be remembered as the day American industry was reborn, the…

  • Florida Psychos Is Open for Business

    You’ve heard of California Psychics. Well, the Trump team has a new offering to one up what California can do. Approved by MAGAs everywhere, get your free reading by heading…

  • Episode Seven: The Administration Previews Liberation Day

    Rubio, Bessent, Miller, and RFK, Jr. are discussing Liberation Day. Steven “Thriller” Miller: The Great One is going to announce an awe-inspiring set of actions tomorrow to stun the whole…

  • Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan Roils the Easter Egg Bunny

    Hey parents, this is Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan. I have an offer that’ll make your kids’ Easter egg hunts the talk of the neighborhood. No more vinegar and coloring. No…

  • Trump Becomes Uneducated

    By the authority invested in me by Elon Musk and by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America which I break like par, and I break…

  • Episode Six: Hegseth Gets Lathered Up

    Hegseth, Noem, and Miller are discussing issues in the Mar-a-Lago Bunker Steven “Thriller” Miller: Now, I know we’re overcome with all the winning King Don I is doing. What a…

  • Trump Talks California Water

    After talking to reporters about the upcoming congressional budget fight, Trump suddenly pivoted to Los Angeles, and from there to water. Trump said: “I broke into Los Angeles, can you believe…

  • Kristi Noem Edits Pocket Guide to Legal Terms

    Due to extensive public demand, Kristi Noem in cooperation with Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is releasing A Pocket Guide to Legal Terms. The work has been hailed by reviewers as a book…

  • Trump Declares English Nashnul Language

    The following is partial text of the executive order to make English the official language of the U.S. before the document was edited by the National Council of Teachers of…

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