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  • Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan Roils the Easter Egg Bunny

    Hey parents, this is Tom “Handcuff ‘Em” Homan. I have an offer that’ll make your kids’ Easter egg hunts the talk of the neighborhood. No more vinegar and coloring. No…

  • Trump Becomes Uneducated

    By the authority invested in me by Elon Musk and by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America which I break like par, and I break…

  • Episode Six: Hegseth Gets Lathered Up

    Hegseth, Noem, and Miller are discussing issues in the Mar-a-Lago Bunker Steven “Thriller” Miller: Now, I know we’re overcome with all the winning King Don I is doing. What a…

  • Trump Talks California Water

    After talking to reporters about the upcoming congressional budget fight, Trump suddenly pivoted to Los Angeles, and from there to water. Trump said: “I broke into Los Angeles, can you believe…

  • Kristi Noem Edits Pocket Guide to Legal Terms

    Due to extensive public demand, Kristi Noem in cooperation with Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is releasing A Pocket Guide to Legal Terms. The work has been hailed by reviewers as a book…

  • Trump Declares English Nashnul Language

    The following is partial text of the executive order to make English the official language of the U.S. before the document was edited by the National Council of Teachers of…

  • Trump Dumps Women Justices

    In a move to honor Women’s History Month, President Trump had Seal Team Six round up the four women justices on the Supreme court and had them taken to a…

  • Marco Sells His Soul and a Ball Cap

    Hey patriots, it’s the new, unimproved, Marco Rubio offering a classic for your MAGA ball cap collection. You can now support Ukraine just like I do and help my boss,…

  • Elon Musk Cuts a Wide Swathe

    Hey real Americans, this is your cut-above-the-rest Elon Musk with an offer you can’t refuse unless you want to see Guantanamo. For a limited time, I’m offering patriots my clean-cut,…

  • Episode Five: Don Talks to Vlad

    The Don is lounging in his throne in the Mar-a-Lago bunker. He just played golf and shot a new course record without swinging a club The Don: Vlad, Comrade Vlad! So…

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