One Old White Guy Talks

Author: docgrimes

  • Episode Twelve: God Calls On Trump

    King Don: (Looking at shadowy apparition near bunker steps.) Who the hell are you? I’m getting the secret service down here ASAP. Apparition: That would be of no good, Don. I have come…


  • I Am Democracy

    The Democratic Party need a reboot. Yes, the party is a big tent and advances many views and causes, but the party also need to have a slogan that is…


  • Episode Eleven: Trump Schools the Trades

    Brooke Rollins, Linda McMahon, and Kelly Loeffler visit the Mar-a-Lago bunker. “Babbling” Brooke Rollins: Oh, best of the best fruit the world has ever seen since the Garden of Eden apple,…


  • Trump Approved New Fall Games Shows

    The UAE/Qatar streaming network, Quack, is proud to announce its fall line up of game shows. Funded exclusively by big oil exports, the new offerings will have something for everyone and…


  • CDC releases remake of “The Swimmer”

    Crazy Dark Cinema (CDC) is proud to release the remake of the 1968 classic, The Swimmer, starring Robert Kennedy, Jr. and introducing Kai Trump as Julie. Directed by Stephen Miller, The Swimmer traces the…


  • Episode Ten: The Pope Outpopes The Don

    The Don arrives in his bunker with JD Vance, Howard Luttnick, Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, and Jeanine Pirro. The Don: I’ll never forgive him. That Leo dude ruined my super-duper, bigly of…


  • Trump Announces New Government Department

    Tariffs got you down. Will your daughter be disappointed this Christmas? Are you a bad parent? Don’t despair. Donald Trump has signed an executive order creating the Department of the…


  • Episode Nine: Bye Bye Elon

    Elon Musk, Big Balls, Steven Miller, Pam Bondi, Sean Duffy and Donald Trump are giving Elon a going a far-away party. Donald Trump: Elon get your self over her with your…


  • Trump Picks Kentucky Derby Winner

    Mike Tirico: Hi, racing fans, I’m here with President Trump to get his selections for Saturday’s Derby. Well Mr. President, what do you think? Donald Trump: Let’s start with some…


  • MAGA Records releases “Trump’s Second First 100 Days”

    MAGA Music is proud to release the Donald Trump’s First 100 Days playlist. Take a patriotic tour through The Don’s mind and become a messenger against the Deep State recording…


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