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Author: docgrimes

  • The Tech Bros Wrestle

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises and the WWE announce a special pay-per-view event, “The War in the Desert,” to take place on September 1, 2025, at Las Vegas’s T-Mobile Arena. This once-in-a-lifetime extravaganza…

  • Monopoly: The Trump Version

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises announces the release of Monopoly: The Trump Version. Inspired by Presidential action and lack of coherent foreign policy, players act like a true dictator and bomb countries at…

  • Episode Thirteen: Canadians Take Trump’s Bacon

    Steven “Thriller” Miller: Don, scaler of the highest peaks and diver of the deepest depths, Los Angeles is our mean dream and I’m the cruelest compadre around. I told those ICE…

  • The Official Trump Military Toy Set

    Mar-a-Lago Inc. is proud to announce the release of the Trump Toy Military set. Celebrate the Army’s 250th and the birthday of America’s greatest war hero, Donald J. Trump when you…

  • I Believe in AMERICA BEST

    I don’t want America First. I want America Best.  America First is all white. America Best is multi-colored.  America First is the rich get richer. America Best is equity for…

  • Chutes and Ladders: The MAGA Edition

    Mar-a-Lago Inc. is proud to announce the distribution of Chutes and Ladders, the MAGA Edition (CALME). You can get the true dictatorial feeling by playing like Anything Goes Donald Trump.…

  • Episode Twelve: God Calls On Trump

    King Don: (Looking at shadowy apparition near bunker steps.) Who the hell are you? I’m getting the secret service down here ASAP. Apparition: That would be of no good, Don. I have come…

  • I Am Democracy

    The Democratic Party need a reboot. Yes, the party is a big tent and advances many views and causes, but the party also need to have a slogan that is…

  • Episode Eleven: Trump Schools the Trades

    Brooke Rollins, Linda McMahon, and Kelly Loeffler visit the Mar-a-Lago bunker. “Babbling” Brooke Rollins: Oh, best of the best fruit the world has ever seen since the Garden of Eden apple,…

  • Trump Approved New Fall Games Shows

    The UAE/Qatar streaming network, Quack, is proud to announce its fall line up of game shows. Funded exclusively by big oil exports, the new offerings will have something for everyone and…

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