One Old White Guy Talks

Mar-a-Lago Enterprises in conjunction with Kushner Industries announces the release of “I-A-Told-You-So: Music to Fight a Little Excursion.” Available in LP and digital formats at a mere $22.95, these tunes will have you dancing in bombed-out streets. Get your copy now before the Great Don abandons Iran, the Strait of Hormuz is reopened, or gas prices deplete your savings account. All songs performed by Pretty Pete and the Hegseth Hitmakers.  

Side 1: Can the Strait Be Unbroken; Stand by Your Bibi; I’ve Got a Muslim by the Tail; It Only Hurts Me When I Can’t See My Legs; Honky Bombin’; Where Were You (When Trump Stopped Caring); A Girl Named Don;  She Thinks My Battleship Is Sexy; I Think She Only Loves Me for My Missile; Would Allah Wear a Rolex.

Side 2: Bomb Around the Clock; Donny B. Goode; Not So Free Bird; Rocket Launcher Man; Born to Bomb; White House of the Setting Sun; 47s Luftballoons; Blitzkreig Flop; No Winning, No Cry; Scorched, Scarred, Deceased. 

Available wherever LPs used to be sold!