
Mar-a-Lago Enterprises announces the release of the Trump Ewrector Set in time for Christmas. Kids of all ages and adults with dreams of granduer who want to raze hell, will be thrilled to find this package under their “we-saved-Christmas-but-it-cost-you-more-tree.” For a mere $249.95, you’ll get a set of pre-constructed Washington, DC buildings, including the White House, the Capitol Building, the Supreme Court building, and the National Museum of African American History. Put on your working gloves (included in the set) and help your kids tear ‘em down while National Guardsmen toy soldiers (included in the set) surround the excavation sites to keep out protestors (not included in the set).
Then the fun begins. Wouldn’t the White House look better with golden arches and a drive thru where Congressional representatives can drop of legislation and super-size their orders at the same time? How about putting the world’s largest merry-go-round with gold inlaid horses where the Capitol Building stood? And instead of the neoclassical Supreme Court structure why not erect the Trump casino where citizens can bet their tax refunds to ensure a better future or fall into abject poverty? The Museum of African American History is ripe for a change in complexion by dynamiting it (dynamite not included) and putting up a white wall of fame with busts of America’s greatest prophets like Grand Wizard, Nathan Bedford Forrest, Governor, George Wallace, Social Media Influencer, Nick Fuentes, Proud Boy leader, Henry “Enrique” Tarrio, and more. The choices are endless.
Don’t wait. Get your set now and avoid the disappointment in your children’s eyes when they get a Nerf ball. The deep state won’t have a chance influencing you and your family because EWrector will destroy democracy in your living room!

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