One Old White Guy Talks

Hey MAGAnauts and all would be architects, city planners, and demolition experts, Mar-a-Lago enterprises is proud to announce the release of the Let’s-Go DC Cityscape edition. For a mere $299.95, with inter-locking plastic blocks, you’ll be able to redesign our nation’s capital with gaudiness and glitz. Turn the national Mall into a drag racing strip. Tear down the African American Museum and build the Charlie Kirk White is Right Building. Put the KKK into K Street with the construction of the Great, Gold, Grand Wizard statue at Foggy Bottom. 

Flatten the Capitol Building and turn the space into a fast-food court and massage parlor. Move congressional offices to a tent city on the Potomac. Fill in the tidal basin and make it a driving range. The choices are endless. 

The Constitution Gardens are a prime space for the Deep State Paintball Park. And who needs art galleries any way.  Hang radical liberals in effigy from gallows where landscape paintings were hung and call it ironic.

You’ll have hours of fun razing Penn Station and putting up the Trump Insurrection Museum. Rethink the Washington Monument as a giant swing amusement ride. And finally don’t forget to construct a impenetrable barrier around the White House and its new ballroom ensuring that King Trump will never abdicate the throne.