One Old White Guy Talks

MAGA Music is proud to release the Donald Trump’s First 100 Days playlist. Take a patriotic tour through The Don’s mind and become a messenger against the Deep State recording industry. The collection is available on all digital music platforms at a special introductory price of $19.46 to honor the year of our Don. 

Preformed by Enrique and the Commutations with lyrics reworked by Stephen Miller, you’ll be singing along and doing the Trump dance all night long. 

Stuck Inside of Kyiv with the Moscow Blues Again (Original Artist: Bob Dylan) 
Well, Putin, he’s in the Kremlin
With his pampered bod and his gel
Speaking to some French boy
Who says he knows Vlad well
And I would send a tariff
To find out if he’s balked
But the weapons have been stolen
And my deal is on the rocks
Oh, Vlad, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Kyiv
With the Moscow blues again

Lawyers, Guns, and Your Money (Original Artist: Warren Zevon)
Trump’s signing in the White House, 
He’s a golf-a-day man
Send lawyers, guns, and your money
Don is the smart boss man

Trump Never Forgets (Original Artist: Bob Seeger)
You better get yourself a lawyer
Go down to the city in your armored car
Check with the local employer
Chances are you’ll be riding in a boxcar
Sentenced very quick
You’re sued baby, Donald Trump never forgets
Said you’re sued baby, Donald Trump never forgets
Oh, you’re sued baby, Donald Trump never forgets

For What It Was Worth (Original Artist: Buffalo Springfield)
There’s border lines being drawn
Nobody’s right but Trump’s never wrong
Lots of libs losing their minds
Getting so much nonsense from the Times
I think it’s time Dems stop
funding, woke’s bad sound?
Everybody look, Biden’s down?

You Ain’t Seen Tariffs Yet (Original Artist: Bachman Turner Overdrive)
You ain’t seen tariffs yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen d-d-d-dollars yet
Here’s money that you’re never gonna get
B-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen d-d-d-dollars yet
Nothing yet, the buck ain’t been found

You’re Money That’s What I Want (Original Artist: Barrett Strong)
Give Trump money (that’s what he wants)
Oh, lots of money (that’s what he wants)
All your lean greens, yeah (that’s what he wants)
I got that buck, that’s what he means (that’s what he wants)
All that you give (that’s what he wants)
Cash, yeah (that’s what he wants)
Your scratch, yeah

40,000 Ice Men (Original Artist: Traffic)
40,000 Ice Men, they put cuffs on me to change my mind
They gave me no choice between prison and a $10,000 fine
I know just where my feet will go and it’s expulsion for me
So I turned around and got knocked down and was flown across the sea

Trump Has All the Luck (Original Artist: Robert Palmer)