One Old White Guy Talks

Be the Secretary of the Treasury just like a real Yale graduate by playing Bessent Jalopy Deluxe 10, an experience that puts you in the middle of global exchanges and monetary institutional actions. 

Crash markets with the definitive version of Jalopy Deluxe 10 and play anytime, anywhere! Berate financial leaders or place tariffs on their countries in a revised world order on real-time currency exchanges. Drive around world capitols and sideswipe treaties and agreements leaving tire marks on supply chains. Jalopy Deluxe 10 has automatic retaliation features that let you add more powerful economic engines to combat VAT restrictions. Even non-MBA novices can play using “smart steering” to avoid business disasters. 

Expansion packs let you add other financial wizards and more jalopies like 

• The Lutnick Model H Buggy
• The Duffy Yugo
• The Loeffler Ford Pinto

Get in on the action for the unbelievable price of your total 401K earnings and the savings you’ve put under your mattress for occasions like this.  Don’t wait or it will be too late.

(Jalopy Deluxe 10 is a product of Mar-a-Lago Industries, a Trump-approved Grift.)