One Old White Guy Talks

Hey patriots, it’s the new, unimproved, Marco Rubio offering a classic for your MAGA ball cap collection. You can now support Ukraine just like I do and help my boss, the Big Don of none bigger Dons, add a little green to his business-in-the-red empire.  Perfect for the golf course, bowling alley, corner bar, and cruising on your Harley, my made-in-Utah by underpaid ten-year-olds headgear will put you squarely on the side of my leader’s best buddy, the Vlad. Say “America First” like I do every minute of every hour of every day until you can’t say anything else until Dictator Zelenskyy turns over all his minerals, vitamins, and body parts to my favorite strongman and the best President that has ever lived, Muscular Don. To get your cap before they run out or I run for cover on an obscure Caribbean Island where Kash Patel can’t find me, send $44.95 to “Little Balls” Marco, c/o Mar-a-Lago Merchandise, Trump City, Fl 32166. Don’t hesitate. ICE is on the way!