One Old White Guy Talks

Some people say I don’t like viruses. Well, I’m here to tell you they’re wrong. Virus is from the Latin for slimy, liquid poison. I can easily relate to that and have put objects like that on my car’s luggage rack and trunk, and on my body. Further, vaccine is from the Latin word “vaca” meaning cow, and from the cow comes milk, a product that shouldn’t be pasteurized. Most milk is pasteurized stripping it of vital minerals and viruses. How can I help. Well, you now can own your own milk cow under a program I’m starting called “Holy Cow.” For only $2,000, HHS will ship you your own milk producer. Think of the teaching opportunity for your kids and the manure for your gardens. Don’t wait, we only have 5,000 cows available. Visualize a cow in your backyard for 20 minutes, and my brain will pick up your order details and your cow will be on its way in no time and in some instances no time at all.