The Tech Bros Wrestle
Mar-a-Lago Enterprises and the WWE announce a special pay-per-view event, “The War in the Desert,” to take place on September 1, 2025, at Las Vegas’s T-Mobile Arena. This once-in-a-lifetime extravaganza will feature your favorite Tech Bros in a no-hold-barred cage match with special referee J.D. Vance. Among the participants confirmed at press time are: Mark…
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Trump Announces New Government Department
Tariffs got you down. Will your daughter be disappointed this Christmas? Are you a bad parent? Don’t despair. Donald Trump has signed an executive order creating the Department of the Nineteenth Century. Tasked with bringing back family values, the DotNC promotes the practices of earlier times when men were men and women didn’t vote. Laura…
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Trump Does Coal Power
Coal-fired electricity generation for this generation which will cause respiratory diseases in the next generation is essential to ensuring that our Nation’s grid is as reliable as my recent annual physical results and that electricity is affordable for the American people who will not be able to pay for it, and to promoting our Nation’s…
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One Old White Guy Talks 