Episode Sixteen: The Trump of Peace.
Vought talks to Trump. Russell “The Impaler” Vought: Oh wonderous King Don, true winner of the Nobel Peace prize, and greatest president in the history of this and any country, I bow before your presence and come to award you the Golden Axe dedicated to shedding waste, fraud, and all programs with a taint of the…
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Episode Fifteen: All the Way to Memphis!
Tom Homan and Kash Patel visit the Mar-a-Lago bunker. Tom “Sledgehammer” Homan: Oh, great Don of epic size and prodigious plans. Your best laid, not in the Epstein sense, actions are becoming a reality like never before. We are rounding up round people, threading the needle of needle necks, blotting out the sons of brown people.…
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Episode Fourteen: The Statisticians Are Here!
Steven “Thriller” Miller: Oh Lord of the best numbers one can buy and the best golf scores for a man of your stature and swing, I have brought you candidates for Statistician of the Holy Grail of Employment Numbers to replace the bearer of bad news who has shaken the unbelievable rocket ship-like ascendency of America…
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One Old White Guy Talks 