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Category: Trump News You Can’t Use

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  • The Tech Bros Wrestle

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises and the WWE announce a special pay-per-view event, “The War in the Desert,” to take place on September 1, 2025, at Las Vegas’s T-Mobile Arena. This once-in-a-lifetime extravaganza…

  • Trump Announces New Government Department

    Tariffs got you down. Will your daughter be disappointed this Christmas? Are you a bad parent? Don’t despair. Donald Trump has signed an executive order creating the Department of the…

  • Trump Does Coal Power

    Coal-fired electricity generation for this generation which will cause respiratory diseases in the next generation is essential to ensuring that our Nation’s grid is as reliable as my recent annual…

  • Trump Becomes Uneducated

    By the authority invested in me by Elon Musk and by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America which I break like par, and I break…

  • Trump Declares English Nashnul Language

    The following is partial text of the executive order to make English the official language of the U.S. before the document was edited by the National Council of Teachers of…

  • Trump Dumps Women Justices

    In a move to honor Women’s History Month, President Trump had Seal Team Six round up the four women justices on the Supreme court and had them taken to a…

  • RFK, Jr. Takes Over

    Bird Flue Update There are reports of some H5 bird flu cases in America’s poultry and U.S. dairy cows. First, you can’t put all your eggs in one basket. Chickens…

  • Trump Signs Executive Order Concerning the NFL

    Establishing and Implementing the President’s “Department of Gridiron Measured Accountability (DOGMA)” By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of…

  • Trump Talks More Tariffs

    In a recent interview between nines at the Mar-a-Lago golf club while downing a cheeseburger and fries, President Trump laid out his plan for further tariffs. “Look, I’m the man…

  • Golf Tips from The Don!

    Today, I want to talk about putting. Gripping the putter is bigly. The world has never seen a putting grip as good as mine. I use the MAGA-claw grip, which…

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