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Category: Believe It or Be Shot

Almost as good as Ripley’s “Believe it or Not”, but more realistic.

  • We ICE ’em. We Ain’t Nice to ’em.

    The Department of Homeland security in cooperation with Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to announce the winners of the 2026 Worst Detention Camp contest sponsored by the Big Beautiful Bill. Due…


  • Trump Approved New Fall Games Shows

    The UAE/Qatar streaming network, Quack, is proud to announce its fall line up of game shows. Funded exclusively by big oil exports, the new offerings will have something for everyone and…


  • CDC releases remake of “The Swimmer”

    Crazy Dark Cinema (CDC) is proud to release the remake of the 1968 classic, The Swimmer, starring Robert Kennedy, Jr. and introducing Kai Trump as Julie. Directed by Stephen Miller, The Swimmer traces the…


  • Trump Picks Kentucky Derby Winner

    Mike Tirico: Hi, racing fans, I’m here with President Trump to get his selections for Saturday’s Derby. Well Mr. President, what do you think? Donald Trump: Let’s start with some…


  • Trump Vacations, Inc. Designates El Salvador as a Must-see Destination

    Cathedrals, beaches, archaeological sites, and a world-underclass prison highlight the diverse beauty of the country of El Salvador, on the list to become the USA’s 51st state.  Cheap hotels, and even cheaper…


  • Trump Releases Summer Kennedy Center Schedule

    (Dates to be announced shortly.) June WWE Extravaganza featuring a no-holds-barred cage match between Cody “The American Nightmare” Rhodes and Randy “The Viper” Orton The Village People with special guest…


  • Dr. Phil “Hee-Haw” McGraw Does Immigration

    I’m Dr. Phil, an unlicensed clinical psychologist. Who needs a license anyway?  Well, immigrants do. They should have numbers too. It makes total sense. I’ve devised a test to find out…


  • Elon Renames Names

    As the leader of DOGE, Elon “Disgusty” Musk has ordered an AI review of all city names in the United States. “Look,” Musk mutters, “if we don’t undo the 200-year…


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