DJT in a Vial: Making Babies in America Again
Now, you can take the next step in your journey to be more Trump than Trump. Mar-a-Lago enterprises, in conjunction We-Froze-It-You-Grow It, Inc. (a fully licensed facility run by Robert Kennedy, Jr.), is proud to make available “DJT in a Vial.” For $25,000, you’ll get the DNA to impregnate a woman you know, a woman…
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I-A-Told-You-So: Music to Fight a Little Excursion
Mar-a-Lago Enterprises in conjunction with Kushner Industries announces the release of “I-A-Told-You-So: Music to Fight a Little Excursion.” Available in LP and digital formats at a mere $22.95, these tunes will have you dancing in bombed-out streets. Get your copy now before the Great Don abandons Iran, the Strait of Hormuz is reopened, or gas…
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The Trump New Year’s Eve Party. If you have the cash…
Mar-a-Lago enterprises in conjunction with Eric and Don Junior invite you to the party of the century. Join us this New Year’s Eve for a spectacular not seen since Roman times. If you can say debauchery, you won’t want to miss King Don’s extravaganza — “The People’s Plantation: Making Servitude Great Again.” We’ll be celebrating…
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One Old White Guy Talks 