The Trump New Year’s Eve Party. If you have the cash…
Mar-a-Lago enterprises in conjunction with Eric and Don Junior invite you to the party of the century. Join us this New Year’s Eve for a spectacular not seen since Roman times. If you can say debauchery, you won’t want to miss King Don’s extravaganza — “The People’s Plantation: Making Servitude Great Again.” We’ll be celebrating…
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White House releases “Midas Touch” App
Hey Americans, get the Midas Touch and your life will become affordable again. Designed by 1,000 monkeys coding in Ames, Iowa, you can ask the app any question about prices, and you’ll get a reply from Melania in seconds. Where can I find the cheapest gas? Melania will respond “a stazion in Vellston, Oklahoma, is…
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Mar-a-Lago Enterprises Releases Trump’s EWrector Set
Mar-a-Lago Enterprises announces the release of the Trump Ewrector Set in time for Christmas. Kids of all ages and adults with dreams of granduer who want to raze hell, will be thrilled to find this package under their “we-saved-Christmas-but-it-cost-you-more-tree.” For a mere $249.95, you’ll get a set of pre-constructed Washington, DC buildings, including the White…
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One Old White Guy Talks 