One Old White Guy Talks

Author: docgrimes

  • Kristi Noem Goes Styling

    I’m Kristi Noem, your newly minted Secretary of Homeland Security. Ladies, I know you want to be safe and sound from the hordes of illegals that are in this country…

  • Trump Signs Executive Order Concerning the NFL

    Establishing and Implementing the President’s “Department of Gridiron Measured Accountability (DOGMA)” By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of…

  • Trump Releases Summer Kennedy Center Schedule

    (Dates to be announced shortly.) June WWE Extravaganza featuring a no-holds-barred cage match between Cody “The American Nightmare” Rhodes and Randy “The Viper” Orton The Village People with special guest…

  • Trump Talks Air Traffic Control

    Trump said: We’re all gonna sit down and do a great computerized system for our control towers. Brand new. Not pieced together, obsolete, like it is, land based. Trying to hook…

  • Hegseth Talks to America’s Youth

    Hey kids, this is your best Secretary of Defense ever, Pectoral Pete calling on you to join a cadre of fellows like yourself and become a member of Hegseth’s Apprehend…

  • Trump Talks More Tariffs

    In a recent interview between nines at the Mar-a-Lago golf club while downing a cheeseburger and fries, President Trump laid out his plan for further tariffs. “Look, I’m the man…

  • Episode Three: Infidels No More

    Trump is on his golden golf cart throne surrounded by several advisers on their golf pushcart thrones. Mike “Jaunty” Johnson leads Representatives French “Kiss” Hill, August “Loser” Pfluger, Tracey “Klan”…

  • The DC Plane Crash

    Trump: “We do not know what led to this crash, but we have some very strong opinions and ideas.” Translation: I’m figuring out how to blame someone else for this.…

  • Dr. Phil “Hee-Haw” McGraw Does Immigration

    I’m Dr. Phil, an unlicensed clinical psychologist. Who needs a license anyway?  Well, immigrants do. They should have numbers too. It makes total sense. I’ve devised a test to find out…

  • Give Me the Money

    Trump’s temporary spending on all federal funding, might be welcomed by many, but the implications for red states could be devastating. Republican senators and representatives should be up in arms…

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