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  • Trump Dumps Women Justices

    In a move to honor Women’s History Month, President Trump had Seal Team Six round up the four women justices on the Supreme court and had them taken to a…

  • Marco Sells His Soul and a Ball Cap

    Hey patriots, it’s the new, unimproved, Marco Rubio offering a classic for your MAGA ball cap collection. You can now support Ukraine just like I do and help my boss,…

  • Elon Musk Cuts a Wide Swathe

    Hey real Americans, this is your cut-above-the-rest Elon Musk with an offer you can’t refuse unless you want to see Guantanamo. For a limited time, I’m offering patriots my clean-cut,…

  • Episode Five: Don Talks to Vlad

    The Don is lounging in his throne in the Mar-a-Lago bunker. He just played golf and shot a new course record without swinging a club The Don: Vlad, Comrade Vlad! So…

  • RFK, Jr. Takes Over

    Bird Flue Update There are reports of some H5 bird flu cases in America’s poultry and U.S. dairy cows. First, you can’t put all your eggs in one basket. Chickens…

  • Episode Four: AI Meet An Evangelical

    Elon Musk is in the backyard of the White House with his DOGE dogs. Elon: Hey, Medium Balls, isn’t that Russell Vought taking a dump over there?  Medium Balls: Yea, yea. He’s…

  • Kristi Noem Goes Styling

    I’m Kristi Noem, your newly minted Secretary of Homeland Security. Ladies, I know you want to be safe and sound from the hordes of illegals that are in this country…

  • Trump Signs Executive Order Concerning the NFL

    Establishing and Implementing the President’s “Department of Gridiron Measured Accountability (DOGMA)” By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of…

  • Trump Releases Summer Kennedy Center Schedule

    (Dates to be announced shortly.) June WWE Extravaganza featuring a no-holds-barred cage match between Cody “The American Nightmare” Rhodes and Randy “The Viper” Orton The Village People with special guest…

  • Trump Talks Air Traffic Control

    Trump said: We’re all gonna sit down and do a great computerized system for our control towers. Brand new. Not pieced together, obsolete, like it is, land based. Trying to hook…

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