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  • Trump Renames Names.

    Due to the immense, positive response that showed bigly the support of all Americans to my renaming of the Department of Defense to the Department of War, I am issuing…

  • Trump Has an Emergency!

    “We have emergencies all over this country,” according to President Trump. “And I’m not going to let them turn this great nation into an African shithole. Action is needed, and…

  • Celebrate Labor Day in the Style of Donald Trump

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises in cooperation with Texans Against Democracy announce a special Labor Day Event—Pandemonium on Pennsylvania Avenue. To get your ticket, immediately write to President “Big Dong Juan” Trump, in…

  • What’s On the Menu?

    The Alaskan Summit: Dinner Menu “Putin It to You”   Appetizers Borscht Bombs A modern take on the traditional soup. Deep fried beet root and cabbage in the shape of…

  • Episode Fourteen: The Statisticians Are Here!

    Steven “Thriller” Miller: Oh Lord of the best numbers one can buy and the best golf scores for a man of your stature and swing, I have brought you candidates for…

  • Visa Concerns? Call Bigg, Dick, and Little!

    Bigg, Dick, and Little, a division of Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to offer assistance to US Visa seekers with a new program called “We’re not James, but We’ll Bond It…

  • Trump and Government Agencies Sue Babbling Books Over “Where’s Jeffrey” Publication

    President Donald J. Trump, the U.S. Department of Justice, the Department of Homeland Security, and the Internal Revenue Service have sued Babbling Books for the proposed publication of Where’s Jeffrey.  Babbling’s…

  • We ICE ’em. We Ain’t Nice to ’em.

    The Department of Homeland security in cooperation with Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to announce the winners of the 2026 Worst Detention Camp contest sponsored by the Big Beautiful Bill. Due…

  • Let Them Eat Trump Vittles.

    Mar-a-Lago enterprises announces the distribution of Trump Vittles (TV) Dinners to help feed Americans who will lose their incomes, health care, and jobs. And pundits say Trump doesn’t care. He…

  • The Birth of Trump Nation. The Death of Democracy.

    Donald Trump and his Mega supporters do not care about democracy. Their actions are all about retaining power not no matter the consequences. 

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