One Old White Guy Talks

Author: docgrimes

  • Episode Sixteen: The Trump of Peace.

    Vought talks to Trump.  Russell “The Impaler” Vought: Oh wonderous King Don, true winner of the Nobel Peace prize, and greatest president in the history of this and any country, I…

  • Trump Sings New “Twelve Days of Christmas”

    On the twelfth day of Christmas  King Don Trump sent to me Pete Hegseth Warring Portland Buildings Burning Red States Redrawing Kennedy Prescribing Meme coins a-selling Vought’s ax a-slashing Biden…

  • Episode Fifteen: All the Way to Memphis!

    Tom Homan and Kash Patel visit the Mar-a-Lago bunker.  Tom “Sledgehammer” Homan: Oh, great Don of epic size and prodigious plans. Your best laid, not in the Epstein sense, actions are…

  • Kim Sends Trump “Dear John” Letter

    Dear Donny, When we first met sparks flew like launching a nuclear missile at Japan. I couldn’t resist your charm. You were what my father always told me to look…

  • Trump Renames Names.

    Due to the immense, positive response that showed bigly the support of all Americans to my renaming of the Department of Defense to the Department of War, I am issuing…

  • Trump Has an Emergency!

    “We have emergencies all over this country,” according to President Trump. “And I’m not going to let them turn this great nation into an African shithole. Action is needed, and…

  • Celebrate Labor Day in the Style of Donald Trump

    Mar-a-Lago Enterprises in cooperation with Texans Against Democracy announce a special Labor Day Event—Pandemonium on Pennsylvania Avenue. To get your ticket, immediately write to President “Big Dong Juan” Trump, in…

  • What’s On the Menu?

    The Alaskan Summit: Dinner Menu “Putin It to You”   Appetizers Borscht Bombs A modern take on the traditional soup. Deep fried beet root and cabbage in the shape of…

  • Episode Fourteen: The Statisticians Are Here!

    Steven “Thriller” Miller: Oh Lord of the best numbers one can buy and the best golf scores for a man of your stature and swing, I have brought you candidates for…

  • Visa Concerns? Call Bigg, Dick, and Little!

    Bigg, Dick, and Little, a division of Mar-a-Lago Enterprises is proud to offer assistance to US Visa seekers with a new program called “We’re not James, but We’ll Bond It…

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