Don I Am: The Flimflam Man

Check it out. Read the book banned in the White House and Mar-a- Lago, and soon to be forbidden in Venezuela, Nicaragua, Greenland, and Mexico. Grandpa Don won’t be reading this bestseller to his grandkids because it has more than 10 words and less than 100 pictures. Eric has called the book a vicious, vapid attack on his father. Junior has called the work a disgrace to everything that is literary. Ivanka won’t read it.

The President is threatening lawsuits and promising jail time for anyone involved with the book’s publication. He’s instructed his cabinet to deny funding to any state if one of the state’s public libraries carries the book. The FCC commissioner has banned the volume from all television and radio. Hollywood studios have been warned not to buy the movie rights.

What could be so bad? Read it yourself. You be the judge. If you can’t get the Epstein files, get a copy of Don I Am: The Flimflam Man!