The Alaskan Summit: Dinner Menu

“Putin It to You”

Appetizers

Borscht Bombs

A modern take on the traditional soup. Deep fried beet root and cabbage in the shape of missiles aimed at neutralizing Ukrainian culinary advances.

Putin Pelmeni

Dumplings filled with minced meat and other body parts served on a puddle of brown sauce representing demolished country sides. 

Main course

Chicken Kyiv

Chicken fillet pounded and rolled around cold butter, then coated with egg and breadcrumbs, baked until a yellow tint is achieved to represent Trump’s spine. 

Dessert

Medovik

Multiple layers of sponge cake separated by spreads of smetana (sour cream), condensed milk, and honey-laced buttercream to enliven the palettes sweet and sour regions which represents T(rump) A(lways) C(hickens) O(ut) nature.

Drinks

Plenty of Vodka and Diet Coke.