One Old White Guy Talks

Trump said: We’re all gonna sit down and do a great computerized system for our control towers. Brand new. Not pieced together, obsolete, like it is, land based. Trying to hook up a land-based system to a satellite system. The first thing that some experts told me when this happened is you can’t hook up land to satellites and you can’t hook up satellites to land. It doesn’t work. 

Trump meant: Elon will tell me what to do and we’ll give him government funding to get it done. It’s just a plan for now. The first thing some experts told me was no experts told me anything. Land can’t be hooked up to satellites, and you can’t hook up my thoughts to reality.

Trump said: We spend billions of billions of dollars trying to renovate an old, broken system, instead of just saying cut it loose, and let’s spend less money and build a great system one by two or three companies, very good companies, specialists, that’s all it is. They used 39 companies. That means that 39 different hookups have to happen. And I don’t know how many people of you are good in terms of all the kinds of things necessary for that. And it’s very complex stuff. But when you have 39 different companies working on hooking up different cities at different people. You need one company. With one set of equipment. 

Trump meant: I have no clue how much we’ve spent on the current system, but billion is my new starting bid for everything. When I talk 39 hookups, I know hookups. I’ve had more hookups than any other President. I’m the king of hookups and hangups, and I only have one set of equipment. Elon will choose the companies to design and implement the new system using his satellites. Mostly, it will be just Musk’s companies. 

Trump said: And there are some countries that have unbelievable air controller systems. And they would’ve, bells would’ve gone off when that helicopter literally even hit the same height. Because it traveled a long distance before it hit. It was just like, just wouldn’t stop. Follow the line. But bells and whistles would’ve gone off. They have ‘em where it actually could virtually turn the thing around. It would’ve just never happened if we had the right equipment.  

Trump meant: I had a model plane as a kid and was able to maneuver it without a single problem. So, I know aviation. And with the right equipment, like the equipment I have, I’ve sent bells and whistles off for scores of women. You must have the best equipment. Mine is Smithsonian caliber.

Trump said: And one of things that’s gonna be, I’m gonna speaking to John and to Mike and to Chuck and everybody, we have to get together and just as a single bill just pass where we get the best control system. When I land in my plane, privately, I use a system from another country because my captain tells me, I’m landing in New York and I’m using a sys— I won’t tell you what country, but I use a system from another country because the captain says ‘This thing is so bad, it’s so obsolete.’ And we can’t have that.”

Trump meant: I’m going to talk to Larry, Curly, and Moe too. After we pass a bill on this, I’ll be able to fund Elon, and he’ll build a system with self-piloting planes. Human error is the biggest problem for mankind, unless you are a super-human like me. Whatever system I have personally, and I have no idea if what I’m telling you is true, is the best system I was able to steal.